blunked

When you have played a joke on someone via a blog post; i.e. a cross between blog and punked

That story you made up on your blog was hilarious. He had no idea that was coming.

Yeah, I totally blunked him, didn't I?

by melisalw May 12, 2009

Blunkett

Blind as a bat, probably from having his head jammed so far up his own arse.

Blunkett is a cunt.

by Andy May 7, 2004

Blankenbaker

Very rare last name. Mostly from Germany. Many Blankenbaker's are funny and stand up for their family. Love to have a good time and know when enough is enough.

"Dude did you see that family! They look like Blankenbaker's."

by dubsteplover September 14, 2011

Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.

That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.

by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011

Brunken

A drunk Norwegian with severe narcolepsy after a night of light drinking.

Get that brunken off my couch.

That damn brunken passed out in my car last night!

by the true etymology February 8, 2010

Blunker

A concatenation of two words (bum and plunker) which describe the power your boss has by fucking you over at work. For instance, a lie regarding a safety incident that results in dismissal or lower levels of discipline.

My boss just blunkered me. My asshole feels 3 times its size.

by Succimidik June 9, 2016

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 3, 2004