bumpus middle school

The worst ass school in the universe. One day this school will be bombed like issa terrorist attack 😊💛

That school is so Bumpus Middle School

by KeyMarques May 16, 2017

Bumpus

A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.

B. Another name for male member or penis.

Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.

Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.

"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."

by Tyrone16 January 29, 2016

Blumpussy

Used to describe a pussy that is puffy with hair

Pulled her pants down and had to dip, she had that blumpussy

by xLavonca March 11, 2025

Blumpsmash

(1) adj. A total stoner

(2) The act of getting hit on the head or body by a friend accidentily while intoxicated or under the influence of marijuana.

He's a total blumpsmash.... or "Oh My...who the....? what the...? wicked blumpsmash?"

"Hahahah.... did you see that blumpsmash?" "Yeah she was a total blumpsmash!"

by MmmKelly January 9, 2006

Blumpster

giving a blumpkin to a bum in a dumpster

Man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that bitch gave me a Blumpster last night

by EndLeSsRaGE March 31, 2011

Blumpish

Describes a big booty thats also nice looking

Damn that girls booty is blumpish

by The_only_child August 7, 2017

Blumpskert

The act of one person giving a blowjob to another person in a car.

“Hey Isaac, Maddy gave me the best blumpskert ever on our way to her parent’s house.”

by Mike Oxlong 32693 December 30, 2019