lumbering

To jack off really hard. So hard, in fact, you will be cumming til the morning.

guy 1: was that you lumbering last night?

guy 2: yes. so fucking hard to my cousin!

guy 1: wtf

by a real NlGGA August 10, 2017

Mollie Blumberg

Slut, whore, Prostitute, Dumbass, has herpes and AIDS- and fuckin genital worts.

She has fucked every guy I KNOW.
Fucking nappy hoe

by BusManBen February 6, 2005

blubbering vagina

Is someone who has sex in another person room.

Something a blubbering vagina would do

by Eloy May 30, 2004

blumbling

An adjective describing an extremely awkward situation.

You are so blumbling Anna! You spilled all of that man's sushi!

by JoAnnaGirl49 November 18, 2010

Slumbering Lumber

When you take a long nasty shit in your sleep.

I after I finished fucking this chick we went to bed, but then I woke up the next morning and discovered a slumbering lumber.

by Moseby July 12, 2010

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!

A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Bluffering

How well someone to keeps up an ongoing lie or the consistency of someone making up lies.

Jerry's been bluffering all night about his non-existent girlfriend, hoping no one catches on.

Roger's bluffering has been getting sloppy. He's always covering up the cracks that we poke in his lies.

by Nada Johna May 4, 2011