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bluke

The nickname for the best actor in the history of the world: Marc Blucas.

He played Riley Finn in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He'll play your face with his fist if you don't follow his every move as an actor.
"The best actor in the world is Bluke. BLUKE!"
by Ryan Schenck February 25, 2008
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Pasha Bulker

The great big coal ship that got stuck on Newcastles, (Australia) Nobbys Beach.
by thrustenator July 29, 2007
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Bloker

1) a very cool and funny dude, who is half Bloke & half Joker - a BLOKER.

Bloke - a popular English term for a very cool Dude. Such as a 'Goodfella', one of the guys and a great drinking pal.

Joker - a funny-ass motherfucker, who is typically roguish in behavior.
That Bloker was the coolest and funniest dude at that rocking party. He completey 'owned it'. Everybody loved him! He was a Rock Star...

Examples - David Beckham, Chris Serafini, Johhny Depp, Jack Black, Joe Namath, Ron Kunze, Jack White, Keith Richards, Steve McQueen, Ernest Hemingway, Tim Lincecum, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Jake Plummer, etc.
by S+KRoyale November 15, 2010
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Bluke

The act of simultaneously receiving a bloxie (bj while playing xbox live) and getting a tactical nuke in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Some guy: Yo dude I just got like 3 blukes last night!

Other guy: I'm so jealous dude, did you time it just right so you jizzed while the nuke exploded?

Some Guy: Fuck yeah!
by DeadxxNigsxxFTW February 19, 2010
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RobDen-HICK-Bleker

A dumb stuck up animator who brags and lives in the south..........damn southerners.........mad cause they lost the war.
by Praven March 9, 2004
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Gregg's blunker

This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.

Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.

NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.
Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1
by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008
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Bluke

a swirl, the color Bluke is black and light or dark blue together
by gekkou kitsune March 26, 2011
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