Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.

It was a blow jack stand off.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

Blow Your Doors off

When in a Race. someone puts 4 or more car lengths on you.

The Car was so fast it blew your doors off as he was standing still! Blow Your Doors off

by Mustang Driver! April 28, 2010

blowed your doors off

See blow your doors off.

See blow your doors off for example.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface August 25, 2005

Blow your socks off

Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole

Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball

by Miggitymax May 2, 2014