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Gettin' blown on the throne

To recieve oral sex while taking a shit, also known as "Blumpkin." God knows why.
Before you knew it, Martha downed her third purple chongo and I was gettin' blown on the throne.
by C. H. Diddlemehole October 17, 2007
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Blowapalooza

Popular event in which usually four or more females are paid to give head to dozens of men sequentially.

The client pays a fee to dispense as much semen as they want into these girls in a two hour period. The receptacles may be receiving secretions, for six to eight hours as the mongers rotate through the Hookers.

Differs and is often confused with gang bang. Blowapalooza involves a streetwalker blowing one person at a time while gang bang is more than one person having sex with a female at the same time.
Everybody did Sarita at the Blowapalooza?

She’s one of the Blowapalooza girls.
by SuraScent June 7, 2007
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Roller Coaster Blown Out

The act of being able to ride roller coasters easily because you've rode so many. Very similar to how a woman, or even a gay man, can take a dick very easily after he or she's been screwed many times, or "blown out". The fear is gone, but the fun's still there!
Person 1: Dude, wanna ride the Sheikra?
Person 2: Hell no! That thing's fuckin crazy!
Person 3: Ah, stop being a bitch. You're just not roller coaster blown out yet!
by Thejefferson09 April 17, 2009
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Blowhard in Chief

Another popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Now that Carl Bernstein has truly put Trumpworld into perspective, we can all see that the Blowhard in Chief really is!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
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blowner

An erection caused solely as a result of oral sex to the penis.
Ty seemed disinterested until Charlotte dropped to her knees and coaxed him into a blowner with her soft, wet mouth.
by Filet Mignate April 27, 2007
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blownado

when a man is woken up by the blow jobs of two to five women at the same time while they spin around the male
oh my god my girlfreind and her freinds gave me a blownado this morning
by kat eater March 23, 2010
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Get Your Hat Blown

To receive oral sex.

Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.
‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’
by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020
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