crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

bloobertifoo

(n)

Originally invented by a Darren M. Canady (first recipient of the Darren M. Canady Sassypants Award for his usage of the word, among others), the word 'bloobertifoo' is used as a replacement for a forgotten proper noun.

"She gave the dungeon keys to bloobertifoo... that weird kid with the long hair and no shoes."

by Scotch 'n Soda Theatre April 26, 2004

bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 20, 2004

blowner

cocaine inhaled off an erect penis

When she started snorting that blowner, I just about came.

by mizzlfoshizzl July 23, 2010

Booner

A spliff or joint used in slang, particularly used by posh yutes in North Yorkshire

“Late night booner with dhe girlfriend!”

by BigSmokeTing June 17, 2021

truffle blooder

Truffle blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.

Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat

Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave

by Pansithero April 14, 2015

bloozer

bitch ass loser

created wen i wanted t call mah older brother bitch but i couldnt so i called him loser nd it came out bloozer =

watta bloozer he is!!!

by YeSr... September 20, 2007