Blobert

A being that is 95% FAT and 5% Rock SOLID. The cause of its creation is unknown but is know to be able to transform itself and also absorb beings in its blobbie M A S S

A Blobert sprang itself threw the air... it was hungry. . . .

by IDrownedAToddler December 3, 2019

Blomber

To walk around aimlessly with extreme indecision.

Ex: One can blomber, be a blomberer, or multiple people can be blombering together.

Verb, noun /blohm-ber/

Having arrived too early at the airport, we blombered around unsure of what to do with our extra time.

My pet peeve is when people start to blomber instead of making a decision as to where to go and what to eat.

by Treystradamus September 24, 2022

BLOBERBOB

Bob the builders cousin but is homosexual cousin who he fucked (incest) (Bob x Bob)

"We had a good time last night we did some good bloberbobbing" said bob the builder

by Bob The Builder123 gay April 18, 2023

Stunkle blonker

A person who accidentally eats the pubes off another when pleasuring each other

My girl was a Stunkle Blonker last night and felt like getting your monkey shaved.

by Hairy gurkin November 12, 2017

Bloobers

Droopy middle-aged female boobs

Bloobers

by Mach3t3 April 12, 2009

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003

Blooberchunk

A disgusting repulsive person.

Mr. K is such a blooberchunk!

by Peiffer June 1, 2009