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The Freeway Blogger

A chubby fellow with idiotic political beliefs who believes that he is making a difference by posting pointless signs along the freeways of California. He is also frequents bath houses in between his postings.
The Freeway Blogger posted some signs the other day, right before snacking and hanging out with his boyfriend.
by JacksonvilleFan415 August 3, 2008
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bodger

1. Anyone who creates objects (machines, vehicles, buildings , etc.) from a mishmash of found or improvised materials

2. An expert in bodging: bodge

3. An unorthodox hobbyist or artist whose body of work has been hobbled together from garbage or materials used in ways that deviate from their intended pupose
Every bodger knows that PVC pipe and duct tape are two most important resources on Earth.

You can commonly find bodgers in their natural habitat: hardware stores, dumpsters, and junkyards.
by mechabyrd January 18, 2006
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A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity
Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"
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blogder

heya blogders! i've uploaded a nu shit on xanga!
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Food Blogger

A Food Blogger is a person who writes a blog dedicated to all things food. The majority of the Food Bloggers write about great local food finds and nearly all will blog their own recipes.
Spicie Foodie is a food blogger with delicious recipes that will satisfy your belly without growing your love handles.
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The Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.
The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.
by Scarlet The Douche January 25, 2009
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Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox
any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.
by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005
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