Bloackageroadage

Latin term for Road Block

Heads up! there is a police bloackageroadage down the street.

by Panda Ben November 18, 2018

blockayejr

A man with a very big booty (thick ass)

Hey have you seen blockayejr from instagram? He has a big booty.

by Walter Whaite November 22, 2021

blockayejr

Blockayejr is an instagram comedian with a thick ass.

Did you see blockayejr and his cute fat ass?

by Walter Whaite November 22, 2021

Blackage

A word that literally doesn’t exist who Canadian Rapper Tom MacDonald used in his trash single “If I Was Black” in order to make himself seem less racist which inevitably resulted in the opposite effect.

“Is blackage even a word?”
“Huh? No? Who the fuck would say that?
“Tom MacDonald apparently”
“Oh lol makes sense”

by pingudrip January 7, 2022

Blockate

Lol you still play this? Cringe kid tbh and you’re probably stuck in 2020. Go move to Roblox studio or wubby at most

“Someone smells like garbage”

“Oh, it’s the Blockate player”

by qwertyuiopzxcvbnmadgjl June 25, 2024

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018