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Billy Idol beatdown

One night I had a dream in which I caught Billy Idol stealing my computer. I grabbed my gel wrist rest thingy I keep in front of my keyboard and chased him outside into the street. When I caught him I beat him with the gel wrist rest thingy until he was bruised, bloody and unconscious. When I told someone about it the next day they laughed about it and I coined this phrase.
"Stop laughing at me or I'll give YOU a Billy Idol beatdown!"
by dooflotchie August 31, 2008
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beatdown

1. To beat someone up very badly, to the point of them being on the ground. This can happen with a combination of the following:

* Punching
* Kicking
* Kicking Balls
* Curbstomping
* Fist Fighting

After the victim is on the ground, various forms of abuse may happen. Beatdown is then concurred, and a broken limb is required before it's real beatdown.

2. Another way of expressing utter defeat of someone. Can be used in celebration or defeat.
1. James and Corey got into a really bad fight, but after Corey kicked James in the balls, it became beatdown.

2. Person A: Oh god! Did you see how much he sucked?
Person B: Yeah, it was total beatdown.
by Shenkisshi August 12, 2006
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Beatdown in Meattown

My girlfriend gave me a Beatdown in Meattown last night. I was like, 'FUCK YEAH BEATDOWN IN MEATTOWN' and she looked really confused
by Mr. Hogo September 24, 2011
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Washington Beatdown

The act of hitting a prostitute in the back of the head with a sock full of quarters. Named after the U.S. President who graces the quarter.
When I was in Las Vegas, I gave some chick a Washington Beatdown for being mouthy.
by McObvious October 2, 2011
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Samoan Beatdown

Self explanatory really. One Samoan; female or male, taking part in the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. This is no ordinary beatdown or victorious bloody ending to a fight. A Samoan beatdown is equivalent to watching a large Gorilla smashing, punching, and throwing around people like rag dolls.
To witness one for yourself is a spectacle comparable to watching your first UFC fight. Likeliness of catching a Female Samoan Beatdown is better because they happen more frequently because the women have shorter fuses. The women are also known for beatingdown their boyfriends or husbands.

1 urban legend:
A samoan in his 20's hanging out in the El Cerrito, Ca. area with his girlfriend gets jumped by 4 gang members of the area. He bludgeons #1 and #2 by k.o. from a fury of hooks and haymakers, gets a 2x4 across the back of his neck(2x4 cracks)he turns around scuffles and recovers. Another frantic swing of the 2x4 by assailant #3 makes contact to the islander's shoulder while assailant #4 is trying his hardest to knock him down from blows to the back of the head and kidney area but the samoan catches and snatches the 2x4, does a 180 degree spin move wacking #4 in the ribs and begins a "Hacksaw Jim Duggan" fury on #3 and #4 giving them no choice but to run.

1 true story: (name withheld)
The place: A liquor store in Oceanside, Ca. back in 1997. A samoan kid, Yes a samoan "kid" 17 year old high school senior, 6'6" tall 280lb. would beat up Marines for their cases of beer and emptied their wallets when they came out of the liquor store. No surpises or cheap shots, he greeted them "Talofa!" and then demand they give up their beer, and if they didn't comply? Samoan Beatdown!! I heard he chose Marines because he felt they were more likely to fight and had heavy wallets. Word spread and soon Marines and others would not travel there without more than a group of two to hopefully eleviate the chances of getting owned. Eventually, they would run into "Silisili Ese tamali'i of beer" meaning the "Almighty Chief of beer" and had to fight their way back to the car.

Definition 2-
Two or more samoans defeating all odds by the beating to a pulp of one or more victims. Nothing equivelant to it.

True story #2
Two Samoan high school kids in New Zealand get jumped by a group of 11 neo-nazis, 5 of them hospitalized the others ran.

Want to witness one? If you can kidnap a samoan, drop him off in a latino barrio, south central or a whigger community somewhere in Inland Empire. It might happen.
I just saw the greatest Samoan beatdown ever!
Those guys need a samoan beatdown.
Now there is a group of idoits just asking for a Samoan beatdown.
Those guys are staring at me the wrong way. They're asking for a Samoan beatdown!
by vigilanty June 20, 2009
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Donegal Beatdown

A particularly violent beatdown traditionally dished out to out-of-towners by the residents of Gweedore, Co. Donegal, Ireland.
The prick got cheeky with me so we gave him the Donegal Beatdown, sir.
by fatalautomaton April 22, 2011
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beatdown squad

the beatdown squad is the expression of a much sought after imaginary social service. according to common usage, this is how the beatdown squad functions:

person a decides that person b is a goon and decides that he needs to get a good beating. fortunately, he doesn't need to get ugly because there is a social service which caters to this social need.

thus, person a goes to a public phone and dials 1 800 beatdown to file a beatdown request of person b with the beatdown officer who handles the phone call. the beatdown officer carefully pre-evaluates the case asking all the pertinent questions which will be needed in the beatdown hearing of person b by the beatdown committee.

thereafter, the beatdown case is evaluated by the beatdown committee at the beatdown hearing and the committee either approves or rejects the case on its beatdown merits. if the case is approved, then the committee issues an official beatdown order and hands it over to the beatdown squad.

the beatdown squad is composed of enough individuals of the highest integrity and the skillset to beatdown any individual completely and safely. thus composed, the beatdown squad knocks on the door of person b, officially informs him on the issued beatdown order and gets his signature of beatdown concession.

thereafter person b is beatdown by the beatdown squad.
-dude, x is such a goon
-yeah, he needs to be beatdown by the beatdown squad
by sk1nnard November 3, 2006
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