tug bloat

When you've spent too long masturbating and your cock is sore and swollen.

Hey, I was pulling it for hours, but now I've got tug bloat.

by Salty Sea Dog April 23, 2014

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pussy bloat

swelling of a woman‘s pubic mound.

“Irlene‘s tight britches sure showed her pussy bloat.”

by dukie808 March 17, 2008

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Chipot-Bloat

any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain

Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.

by Dave-S March 29, 2011

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frothy bloat

The act of licking ones semen off the anal opening of partner after ejaculation and adding a few extra thrusts to cause semen to become "frothy".

Don't move. I'm going in for a frothy bloat.

by Validus Draco April 30, 2006

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booze bloat

the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.

Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.

by gomer79 March 17, 2011

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