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blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
by Shawn E. June 24, 2003
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blitzkrieg

When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. The partner on top is left in a confused state wondering what hit her/him, very similar to the powers of Poland, Holland, Belgium, France and Russia at the outset of the Second World War.
Jess was riding Dave when suddenly she felt a violent and intense splitting of her butt cheeks as if a division of Panzers charged through. She paused for a moment, noticed her and Dave were alone in the room, and continued sex without bringing it up. Jake walked away after the most successful blitzkrieg yet.
by Aditya Savage October 20, 2006
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bliterate

shortened of obliterate

Verb meaning destroy
Gnarkill: Man i just bliterated that guy...
1337cake: i know meng, hes so shamed!
by Spulumbo December 13, 2006
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Anal Blitzkrieg

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.
by Benjo82 February 11, 2019
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shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.
Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.
by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006
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Blitzed

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"
by Sting0592 October 11, 2009
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blitzkrieg

I brilliant warfare tactic first used by the German Wehrmacht or armed forces in WWII combining Tanks motorized Infantory and Aircraft in a all out attack in concentrated posistions forcing a breakthrough of the conventional battlefront. This masterful tactic was first used by the German Generals Rommel, von Bock, von Manstein and Guderian.
Victorious Campaigns in France, Belgium, Poland, and to some extent Russia
by ZAC =P April 4, 2005
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