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Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."
Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.
by Kam842 October 26, 2007
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Blunted Hogwash

Your are blabbering nonsense while intoxicated and/or under the influence of cannabis.
by Cudoskrn May 16, 2011
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blunted

verb

1. Although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. The result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. Associated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
Bob - "Hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?"
Blunted individual - "Whaaaa............ too blunted man"
by kaicrowe September 29, 2011
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Person 1: Dude, I just blunk!
Person 2: No man, you blinked
by hollee November 27, 2006
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Booty Blinded

To see someone and experience so much phsyical attraction that everything they say or do is seen through rose colored glasses. Generally applies to a pre-sexual relationship. Can apply to either gender, though men are more often the victims of this.
1. Dang, can't she see he's a doughbag? "No, she's booty blinded." 2. Dang, he just gave her his card number on the first date???? "He is so booty blinded."
by Bookworm Beauty March 7, 2019
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blizted

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.
J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"
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