When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.
"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?"
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."
"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."
"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."
by 1337man 69 February 16, 2009
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Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!
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by Jesse ;-) December 4, 2004
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Right before I switched places with my friend so he could have a turn anally pounding my ex-girlfriend I hit her with a Bangkok Blindfold and she never knew who finished up in her pink cum bucket!
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