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Behind-the-herd turd

Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
by Salty Q August 8, 2009
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Blind Threat

A threat you can't prove exists, unsure it even exists, or know it doesn't exist but still use it anyhow.
If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)

If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
by jxaxmxixn August 7, 2012
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Touch Blind

A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!

Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
by MobyR March 25, 2019
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something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!
Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.
by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021
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Blind Sausage whiff

Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”
by 010Rusty July 15, 2022
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is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'
by darkestdarci March 21, 2023
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no broski left behind

A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.

This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.
Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.

Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!

Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.
by RRCsteve March 8, 2009
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