Term used to describe the last turd in a pooping session. More specifically, the turd that you didn't know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
Joe: Dude, are you done in the bathroom? We're gonna be late!
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
Tom: Yeah, I'm comin'! I thought I was done, but I had a behind-the-herd turd.
by Salty Q August 8, 2009
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If you disobey me and go out in the woods at night the Chupacabra will get you and eat you. (Chupacabra is the Blind Threat)
If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
If you don't do what Zeus commands he'll hit you with a lightning bolt and send you to Hades! (Hades and Zeus hitting you with a lightning bolt are both Blind Threats)
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A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
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(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)
by darkestdarci March 21, 2023
Get the is u blond or is u blind mug.A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.
This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.
This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.
Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.
Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!
Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.
Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!
Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.
by RRCsteve March 8, 2009
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