Beerd

A beard containing foam from the top of a fresh glass of beer.

Is that Magic Hat in your beerd?

by Jonathan Toffee August 27, 2009

My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

Bleeding edge

Like cutting edge, only it went slightly too far. Used to refer to technology that is so far ahead of it's time that it doesn't yet have any practical application.

For example, Microsoft Longhorn is bleeding edge because the suggested specs are so ludicrously high that nobody would be able to run it.

by do I have to put something here? October 1, 2004

anal bleeding

What happened to Justin Bieber when he was in jail.

Doctor: I'm sorry Mr. Bieber, but it appears that Tyrone's abnormally large penis has caused you anal bleeding."
Bieber: " Shit, Tyrone!"

by Spidershit January 31, 2014

Berda

Gorgeous. Intelligent. Kind. Genuine. Comedic. Free Spirit. No more words needed.

Berda is a boss.

by Nickturtle June 24, 2016

san berdoo

Informal name for the city of San Bernardino, California.

Rolled on down to San Berdoo
Just to smack the Vals and see The Who
Like all them royal bandits do
When they roll down to San Berdoo

by Saint_Sinner August 14, 2016

bledi

the most amazing albanian name ever. when girls hear this name they get so excited and drop their channing tatum magazines right away and rush to the person named so.

Valbona: Omg, I think Bledi just walked in.

Xhesika: What! WHERE IS HE?!!?!?! *Runs to him*

by poeticalbo May 14, 2011