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Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".
We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.
by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023
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When a person is called a blender, it typically refers to when you fribble-flap the wibbly-wobbly doodads with a zippity-zap and a sprinkle of pixie dust, resulting in a fantastical concoction of rainbow-colored dreams and unicorn giggles.
She blendered her thoughts into a frothy whirlwind of marshmallow clouds and jellybean rainbows, leaving everyone utterly befuddled yet strangely horny.
by Stax878 February 25, 2024
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1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them
1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird
by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024
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To do something smoothly, without being bait.
to pull a blender
Mo pulled a blender in the Oleaster, blending a nurse
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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The boys blended it in the oleaster, blending it as nurses.
He pulled a blender and blended her snap, then pussy
by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024
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When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it inthe Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
“God forgive me imma sinner, I put niggers in that blender.”
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.
Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!
by DaCuberz June 23, 2025
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