by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019
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by Hugog November 19, 2019
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Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
by anonymous December 19, 2020
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by Jess223 April 16, 2024
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by slimeking280 August 10, 2024
Get the blastoiseing mug.The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
by BangalangMan February 1, 2025
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