blamestorm

A meeting, usually corporate or governmental, to decide who should be blamed for the incompetence of the organization itself.

The idiots in Marketing got together to blamestorm over the failure of the new product launch.

by RadioBoy January 1, 2005

Blamestorming

(noun)

1. A meeting intended to determine why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

I just got out of a three hour blamestorming session with IT about the server failure last week; Someone's going to end up in unemployment over this.

by naz_ghul March 14, 2003

Beamerball

A brand of football played by the Virginia Tech Hokies, and named after long-time (1987 - present) head coach and Tech alumnus Frank Beamer. Primarily known for profilic kick- and punt-blocking, Beamerball encompasses the idea that the team can produce points (and prevent opponents' points) at any time, from any point on the football field. Virginia Tech is not only adept at scoring via the blocked kick, but also through defensive interceptions. This philosophy has bolstered the program's status from a mediocre independent (i.e., not affiliated with any conference) at the beginning of Beamer's tenure to one of college football's most respected and consistently excellent programs.

"Virginia Tech, ranked #4, scored touchdowns on offense, defense and special teams as the Hokies Beamerballed #15 Georgia Tech en route to a 51-7 blowout victory." (Chris Coleman, TechSideline.com, 24 September 2005)

by Headfirst September 15, 2006

todd beamer

The hero of September 11.

When terrorists hijacked his plane, Todd Beamer and other heroic passengers banded together. They beat the shit out of the one guarding the door, then forced their way into the cockpit. When the cowardly terrorists were getting their necks snapped, they crashed the plane into the ground, killing all on board the plane, but saving many lives in Washington DC.

by T.J (c.c) January 6, 2006

blameology

The science of not accepting personal responsibility by blaming others for own faults.

Stop with this blameology!

by Narcissistic Notes Fb page April 16, 2014

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and identifying a scapegoat.

After a second customer refused to sign their newly-and-incompetently-redesigned "three-tier" support agreement, the VP of Support and the COO held a blamestorming session and decided to pin the problem on the customer rep, who was subsequently fired.

by Best Served Cold May 7, 2010

Blammer

A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.

"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"

by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016