bashful bladder

Bashful bladder is stage fright is shy bladder is pee shy is pee anxiety and is paruresis which is a social phobia which means whenever you are away from your home toilet you can't piss no matter how bad you have to go and develop a strange, noticeable, tender bulge in the area below your belly button.

When you have bashful bladder your 9 hour day at high school, at work, at a rock concert, or at a football game is pure, excruciating hell, the revenge of too much chlorinated water or too many cans of Bud and sphincters that won't budge.

by Clean Fil February 18, 2005

bladder event

A somewhat dry, more polite euphemism for pissing your pants.

It appears that during the extended impeachment inquiry testimony today, while tweeting like a deranged lunatic for what may have been hours, the Trumpster may have had a bladder event.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

Mount&Blade

A game, created by Taleworlds, that revolves around the world of Calradia, which has been thrown into war between five different factions. The game revolves around one character and his/her adventure in the land, becoming a vassal, bandit, or whichever the gamer chooses.

The game consists of a world map similar to the Total War Series, and randomly generated battle maps where players can either ride on horse-back or be on foot, and wield axes, swords, bows, and spears.

"I defeated an army of 900 Nords yesterday with only 100 Swadian Knights!"
"What game is this?"
"Mount&Blade dude!"

by BaldurThor August 25, 2009

badee

(n) A badee (pronounced "buh-dee" or "baddy") can refer to a penis, person, object or style that is being employed at the current moment in time.

The word can be traced through history to ancient Sumeria chronologically starting with "wedad eustice," "webadadio winnebago," "badadio pitts," "badad beans," "boyko badyle," "1 and a half badee."

(adj.) badeed

Note: The term "badeezer" is an alternative form of "badee," usually used to describe more intense situations.

Explain the milf badee over there by the couch.

That's just not my cup of badee.

Walter fucked a 300 lb kosh badeezer and is in need of penicillin.

Is it true that Zach has a one and half badee?

by EyeOfTheBadeezer June 8, 2009

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

by KyleManSK May 4, 2007

badeeding

The act of spamming "i am badeed" after any event happens in League of Legends

*Loads in game*

"i am badeed"
oh hes badeeding

by moebrojoejo November 14, 2018

Badeen

A modern term used to describe a good looking girl.

“That girl is a badeen”
“You know that badeen named Tennesse”

by Rudolphctz January 21, 2021