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Blackpool

Full of tramps and wanna be drug lords. All the boys think they’re something else when in reality they can’t shift a gram of home grown ched and struggle to pay their debts. Constantly flapping it from the Fleetwood lot and get banged every time they are seen, bunch of pussies that are all keyboard warriors. FULL OF DOSSERS!!
by faxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx May 12, 2021
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Blackpool party hat

When entering a party and everyone looks like Gail Platt from Coronation street
"I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"

( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an

old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid

A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat
by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025
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Blackpool Traffic Light

A Blackpool Traffic Light is a traffic light used to tell cars whether to stop or go. More specifically, located in the absolute shithole that is Blackpool.
Traffic Light (in Blackpool):*turns red*
Guy 1: "It's a Blackpool Traffic Light!"
Guy 2: "No shit, we're in Blackpool."
by Desiro January 8, 2026
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Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public
“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Blackpool

The daddy's of Fleetwood,Bgmedia own fy7, bad men r from fy5-1 n show fwd what's on, fy7 yutes r scared of bpl town centre, that's why they chill in nandos, central drive will bang whole of rossal n Fleetwood, Little T banged all of fwd in 2019.
Person from Fleetwood: "Let's go to Blackpool Town Centre"

Person from Fleetwood 2: "dont you remember, we can't afford it. Let's just go to KFC"
by bpl>fwd February 21, 2024
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Blackpool

bang Fleetwood everytime they see em, rock ard ppl, daddy's of fwd/fy7. Home of BGMedia and bare Grime Artist's. Little T banged all of fleetwood in 2019, gangwars containing knife crimes, houses burned, stabbings, brawls etc. FUCK FLEETWOOD, little gimps, flap it everytime.

Layton is 10x rough as Chatsworth Avenue and all of Fwd, the crack heads would take all of fy7, full of fairys n wannabe topboy.

Coral Island makes more than the whole revenue of Fleetwood, Fleetwood r full of bitches that r embarrassing even to their crackhead parents.
Blackpool is sick mush
by bpl>fwd February 21, 2024
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Blackpool

Seaside town long past its prime. The Detroit of the UK.
Bob: Never. Go. To. Blackpool. Ever.
Alice: Why?
Bob: It will crush your heart.
by E hates Q August 6, 2022
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