Off-brand black guy

This is a guy who is white but is in a black person's body. For example a black person that can't play basketball

Kingsley is so bad at basketball it's like he's an off-brand black guy

by Blackguy6478889w November 9, 2021

oh shit, a black guy

After a period of not seeing black people for a very long time, you see a black guy and exclaim "Oh shit, a Black guy!"

*Walking down the street and passing a black guy*
You: *turns to friend* "Oh shit, a black guy!"

by Robby6521 March 9, 2011

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.

You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!

by Sindarian October 24, 2018

Secret Black Guy Club

A term used by white teenagers in the U.S. to denote a secret order of basketball, kool-aid, fried chicken, and stolen tv loving people. It is often abbreviated as SBGC

Person 1: Hey did you see Colin today?

Person 2: No i think he's at the Secret Black Guy Club meeting.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 27, 2012

Black Guy Fix-up

To fix something quickly and inexpensively and not to the best possible degree.

Sorry man, I only did a Black Guy Fix-up.

by LukeAndShet November 27, 2010

Black Guys White Dragon

When someone calls a white guy to jerk off a black guy so hard his dick turns white.

Tyrone: Yeah some dude called a guy to give me a Black Guys White Dragon...
Tim: Oh damn... but did it feel good?

by ExentricPhoenix March 14, 2019

Black guy stole my bike

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"

Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

by Harro Erryone September 7, 2010