Twatty Baboon

A twatty baboon is the highest and rarest type of mental retardation yet discovered on earth. The only case detected has been discovered in the United States of America, in the city of Tacoma, Washington.

I don't think I have ever seen such a high level of retardation... Robert here is a special case, he is a twatty baboon.

by Belgian Wizard of pure blood December 11, 2022

Angry Baboon

When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.

"Man, I made my bitch into an Angry Baboon last night! She wasn't pleased, so I gave her a Monkey Face to boot!"

by Two Daves and Seabiscuit April 8, 2009

baboon

B.A.B.O.O.N.- big ass boner out of nowhere

Nimit got a baboon after CJ and Hillary asked him if he was an ass or a titty man.

by Katzenback January 3, 2008

Baboon Fucker

The First Lady, Laura Bush.

Potential porn queens, Barbara and Jenna are evidence enough that Laura did indeed fuck a Baboon.

by yo_daddy March 29, 2005

jibbering blue assed baboon

A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.

He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.

by Yama December 8, 2005

Baboon

Going ass-to-ass with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.

After huffing paint, Shira and Danny babooned in the laundry room.

by Kendrick Paulson March 8, 2011

Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 6, 2016