me bored

you are bored. that is why you are searching this up

you cant. you just say it like that "me bored''

by AnAkiNSwaGWalKer May 21, 2016

I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

bore punch

Marine Corps Slang - The horrible test for STD's involving the male penis. In order to get a sample/culture - the doctor will insert a wand that resembles a pipe cleaner. This test is usually very painfull, especially after when you must urinate. The test is simalar to that of cleaning a military rile barrel with tools called a "bore punch"

Dude I fucked that Thai hooker in Fuket Beach and had to get my BORE PUNCHED when I got back to the ship because I had the drippy dick.

by B, E, double Bizzle September 21, 2006

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

I'm so freakin bored

You too?... I feel your pain

Just looking up random shit cuz your bored as fuck

I'm so freakin bored

by I love Ed April 26, 2015

Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019

bored wank

Masturbation performed not because you're horny, but simply because there is nothing better to do.

I'm sure that bored wanking increases during summer vacation.

by DFDSFSsdfsdf June 25, 2008