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Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010
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Bettendorf Middle School

A very toxic place which is full of stuck up and rude people. A lot of the girls play volleyball and think that there opinions matter more than everyone else. The boys there are decent but a lot of them had bad personalities but there is room for potential. Also, you have around 3% of people that arnt all that bad. Overall, school isn’t horrible just some of the people there are a bit strange. Also, some kids like to wear cat ears and they hit each other, but we don’t judge.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that girl from Bettendorf Middle School who ate cat.
Person 2: Not suprised.
by Iamacutiewithabooty November 23, 2018
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Bitentronc

A divine sunflower who graces it's followers: the Bitenists It casts Judgement on heretics.
Got SMAAAASHED!! by a huge boulder from a Adaptable Rock-Wrecking Rhinoceros
Person A: Waluigi's our lord and savior.
Person B: No. It is the one and only Bitentronc.
Person A: SHUT UP! WALUIGI >>> ALL!! WAHWAHWAHWAH!!!
Person B: Guzzlord have mercy. -_-"
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Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he's also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
by BigPutz41 April 27, 2022
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Bitterlligerent

When one is both bitter or angry and belligerent or outwardly sour at the same time. It can be used to refer to either one's personality or actions in a present or past tense.
That girl was quite bitterlligerent and hostile last night.

That man gets very bitterlligerent when he drinks
by FreeRyderInc March 10, 2010
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Bitengog

A clump of hair, dust and dirt usually found in Flat 323.

A Bitengog can usually be found on the carpet in the lounge, hallway or occupants' bedrooms. Any attempt to Hoover up the bitengog is useless as they have learnt to adapt and are now immune to the effects of sucking.

Alex is the King of the Bitengogs.
Game is on Bitengogs
Bitengogs are go
Pimp your Bitengog
by thebitengogking December 14, 2011
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white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.
This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.
by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006
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