bitchnut

A word used by myself and a select few to describe a person who is lazy, or just there.

Man, Robert is such a bitchnut. He won't even go pick up beer with money that I gave him!

by Tyler Durden July 8, 2004

Bitchtits

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar

Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Phillip Bitchtits

A name for retarded group members who don't do shit for their group members and instead watch youtube videos for video games that they never play, They enjoy masturbating to republican debates, lying about getting drunk, and farting on toddlers.

You're being a real Phillip Bitchtits right now, start pulling your weight.

by Philliptits December 6, 2010

the bitchness

A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.

"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."

"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."

"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."

by Stinger911 January 19, 2011

bitchnt

A person who gets no bitches and/or is bitchless and will not receive any bitches for the foreseeable future

brian this is why your bitchnt

by bitchnt69 April 23, 2022

bitchtits

A man having tits as big as a bitch's. (A man having huge jugs.)

Quote from Fight Club-
"Bob, Bob had bitchtits.

by ReyZ June 1, 2003

Bitch nuts

This is when a man is not able to make a baby boy.

Man 1: dude my wife is pregnant again!!!
Man 2: dude that's awesome, are you having a boy this time?
Man 1: nope, a girl.. What can I say, I have bitch nuts...

by Niteout187 September 22, 2009