Insanely comfortable shoes. Sandals or clogs are the typical occurence, however they do produce various other types. Worn by hippie and prep alike, lauded for their comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
by 'rado December 13, 2004
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A dirty shithole full of knobheads, also known as Birkenhead. Should you ever want to be stabbed, raped and then mugged (in that order) go there. Birkenhell is also full of tramps pestering you for 20p for "the bus home" when really they're going to go pick up some smack, and then go about their usual routine of killing babies and having sex with close family members. The inhabitants of Birkenhell are responsible taking the scouse accent and pissing all over it. Avoid at all costs.
"WOT LAD?!"
*stab*
"NOB'ED!!"
*rape*
"WEEEEEEYYY!!"
*runs off with money and phone*
^ what happens on a regular basis in Birkenhell ^
*stab*
"NOB'ED!!"
*rape*
"WEEEEEEYYY!!"
*runs off with money and phone*
^ what happens on a regular basis in Birkenhell ^
by WOTLADLAWL December 31, 2007
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Hey, want to go to the crystal shop, they are the only ones that carry that lip balm I like.
No way, you are on your own, that's where that birkenstalker works. I'll meet you at Starbucks.
Naw, you're right dude, let's skip it. He is such a megalomaniaphone at parties.
I know, but he does have that cute intellectual smokestack friend...
No way, that guy is an IntelliBruto
No way, you are on your own, that's where that birkenstalker works. I'll meet you at Starbucks.
Naw, you're right dude, let's skip it. He is such a megalomaniaphone at parties.
I know, but he does have that cute intellectual smokestack friend...
No way, that guy is an IntelliBruto
by fannyreer July 11, 2010
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A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.
* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.
** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.
A brand of sandals known for their distinctive sole-patterning and arch support. Popluar for comfort and practicality, they are worn in all walks of life, but have a special place in lesbian culture as the "official" footwear of dykes worldwide.
* Wearing birks does not make you a lesbian--they are after all just sandals. But if you feel like waving a flag, a pair never goes awry.
** Maitenance: Seal the cork with contact cement to prolong life. You can get them re-corked and re-soled for less than half the original cost, so they can concieveably last forever.
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). You don't break them in, they break you in."
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"
"Hey, sweet Birkenstocks (birks). When did you come out?"
by mme bovary August 28, 2006
Get the Birkenstocks (birks) mug.To 'do a Birkett' is to revise science lots, possibly to an obsessive degree.
Also can mean to revise science constantly, with no other hobbies or activities.
Also can mean to revise science constantly, with no other hobbies or activities.
"I've got my Chemistry exam tomorrow, so I'm going to do a quick Birkett tonight to prepare myself."
by Matt Burrell February 5, 2009
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by BurningForCheetos April 6, 2005
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