When an obese or overweight female is wearing a string bikini and her straps disappear in between her fat rolls giving an optical illusion that the bikini is not tied on.
Look over there and check out that "Bikini Houdini." That fat ass woman is wearing a bikini, but I can't see any of the straps because her backfat and fupa are covering the strings.
by megajewel January 24, 2010
by LoneRunner April 3, 2010
A coral reef inside the Marshall island where us detonates a fuckton of nuclear weapons and gave sailors a fuckton of radiation so don't go there alright?
Johnson: so I heard James came back from bikini atoll how was it
Joseph: the good news is he said the view was so beautiful
Johnson: and the bad news?
Joseph: He got radiation poisoning
Johnson: fuck
Joseph: the good news is he said the view was so beautiful
Johnson: and the bad news?
Joseph: He got radiation poisoning
Johnson: fuck
by LindFich October 22, 2020
by Wild enby November 20, 2020
How American women refer to their vulvas, defining them on the basis of what needs to be plucked in order to look good on the beach.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009
A flag bikini (AKA; the "flagkini") is a bikini, upon which is printed the flag of a nation. They only look good on moderately, to extremely, attractive women. There are two extremes to the flag bikini; standard coverage, and the truest of Aussie classics, the microkini. The amount of coverage provided by an Australian, or American, flag bikini is inversely proportional to the internal volume the ladies cranium. I.E. Micro flag bikini = galaxy brain!
Me: "So, I've just written a definition of flag bikini. Someone unfortunate enough can go their entire life without love, it would be an entirely alien concept to them."
by xxxJohnCurtin420xxx November 15, 2022