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Bandemic

“An epidemic of hustlin’

& gettin bands around this mf by ANY means

during a worldwide pandemic;

stackin not starvin.”
The 2020 Bandemic brought out all of the hustlers, scammers and entrepreneurs.
by ForevaTwenty September 28, 2020
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Naked Brothers Band

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
by urmomlol April 5, 2007
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Marching Band

Where were you Friday night?
At a football game, marching at halftime.
What about Saturday?
Marching Contest.
Sunday?
Practicing for Region Band.
Monday after school? Tuesday? Every other day of the school week?
Marching practice. Come on, you think I have another life or something?
by snaregirl August 21, 2003
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band camp

1. A strange mixture of hell and the best time of your life.
2. Where band geeks go to socialize, practice their instruments, practice their drill, have severe dehydration, and generally improve their marching band.
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I can't wait to faint from heat exhaustion at band camp!
by superduperfluter July 18, 2005
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Band Twinkie

A Band Twinkie, sometimes spelled as Band Twinky and simply called "Band Twinks", is pronounced: "buh-ayy-nd tw-ink-ee" and refers to any and all members of the school's Concert, Jazz, and Marching band. A "Super Twink" is someone who is in all three, or more.

Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.

Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.

A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.

The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".

You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!

Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!
jock--"Man, I wish I were as cool as a Band Twinkie!"

"Toes up!"

"GUIDE!!"

"Let's play ass tag!"

Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"
by Maeve Roche August 29, 2010
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Boy Band Theory

The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.
Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011
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Marching Band

Intensive walking while playing an instrument.
"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."
by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016
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