heavens to betsy

An expression of shock.

Heavens to betsy! I forgot to turn off the iron.

by buggum September 18, 2005

Double Betsy

A Double Betsy refers to the act of defecating and vomiting simultaneously.

After a long night of drinking and eating seafood, Russell sat on a toilet holding a garbage can so he could successfully double betsy.

by murdock3383 December 12, 2011

betsy jeans

When girls wear jeans that look baggy on their ass, yet fit tight around the legs.

That girl's hot but it's sort of a turn off that she wears betsy jeans. They don't show off her ass at all.

by Rundun October 8, 2011

Betsy DeBoss

A sardonic nickname for the glaringly ignorant, ill-prepared and ill-suited mouthpiece for the moneyed Right named as the US Education Secretary.

Overconfident Betsy DeBoss shows she is beyond feeling humiliated or incompetent since the enormity of her wealth, coupled with a lack of interest in humanity, allows her to spew her vile perspective while continuing to feel entirely good about herself.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 30, 2019

Betsy DeVice

The US Education Secretary’s nickname because of her dedication to a series of criminal and unethical cuts to the Education budget.

The defunding of the Special Olympics is something only Betsy DeVice could do while describing the program as awesome.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 28, 2019

Heavens to Betsy

A Heavens to Betsy is a drink common to the People’s Republic of Massachusetts which is comprised of Raspberry Stoli vodka, Sprite, a splash of cranberry juice and a lime.

Yo toots, set me up with a Heavens to Betsy and make it snappy.

by Handsome Paul February 12, 2022

Dead Betsy

A girl who lies still as if dead during sex, and lets the guy do all of the work.

"Dude - I though that girl was going to be an amazing lay, but she turned out to be a dead betsy!"

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007