Bearded Oyster

Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.

...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

bernadett

Bernadett is a beautiful Girl. She ist Smart Pretty and Funny. When she loves sombody she won't forgett him and He Will Never get her out of His mind.She is a Dreamgirl for all the guys on the world :)

Bernadett is a Femalename and the girl Who call Bernadett without an a will be an Exoticgirl with Long Hair and Beautiful Eyes.

by Pllfan January 1, 2017

bernardo-o

Name for someone who always seems angry or grumpy, but is actually very lonely and sad. They probably don't have many people they talk to, and all they want is someone that they can call a friend, but they don't. Some people that know someone like this might tease them because they overreact in a funny way. If you know someone like this, be a great friend to them, they might never get a significant pther.

Guy 1: Who is that over there?
Guy 2 : Pretty sure he is a bernardo-o
Guy 1: Poor guy.

by a friendly neighborhood ghost June 3, 2018

sir bernard lovell school

the shittest secondary school located in bristol, england. commonly known as sbl this school holds the reputation of being a cunt.

"morning sweetie time for school!"
mum fuck off I ain't going to sir bernard lovell school it's a pile of wank

by holyperry August 20, 2016

Bearded Barley

Barley is a wheat-like plant which is very common for its uses as a cereal. There is a Pearled Barley too, which is another variation of the same plant or the refined barley. "Bearded barley" may be just a mistake in the transcription of the lyrics in the song "Kiss me" by Sixpence none the richer from Pearled to Bearded barley, yet if it is indeed Bearded Barley it refers to a wheat-like plant which has overgrown and its ready for harvest, allowing a couple to take some comfort behind the bush.

-They went to kiss behind the bearded barley in the garden of the old manor.
-My barley is bearded! i should harvest soon

by anice_dude July 26, 2019

Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities

Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"

Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

by Dr.Awesome-O May 2, 2010

St. Bernardine

A catholic school in Forest Park that resembles a Southern slave encampment in the 1800s. Kids have gym class once a week, and in a lunch room, although the last principal turned down the offer to construct a new gym sponsored by the candy company across the street. The gym wasn't built because there would be a small sign for Ferrara Pan Co. in it. Tons of advertisements line the church, school, folders with graded papers, even on windows, and what difference did the sign make? The company is across the street anyway.

The faculty teach false information, lack teaching skills, and some try injecting preschoolers' arms with AIDS infected needles, because they could not afford new ones.

The gym teacher abuses students, the lunch lady looks like an Oompa Loompa and a mountain troll had sex and she was the result, and they both have secret meetings behind everyone elses' backs. The school has a very poor curriculum and deep lack of funding, although the hundred thousand dollars they received last year was not enough, and are still in debt.

Children are also forced to do at least ten hours of child labor against their will to leave the school.

"Oh God, I'd rather go to a concentration camp than to St. Bernardine!"

"But dude, you're Jewish!"

"What's your point?"

by LWxxDark Wolf January 21, 2009