Berserklejerk

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by Kekekeeke March 2, 2018

jacob barber

cutest. we love him :) best character on defending jacob
<3

wow jacob barber is perfect!

by smileyyfacee April 29, 2020

patrice bergeron

a hockey God. extremely underrated nhl (boston bruins) player. should win the selke every year. talented and unselfish. a true leader. loyal to is team and fans. possibly the most beautiful human being alive. his on-ice performance is exceptional. it is nearly impossible to hate him.

patrice bergeron is perfect.

by hawkey37 June 29, 2015

barber slap

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.

Josh: Joe’s got a fresh trim.
Jack: Yeah I know I gave him a barber slap earlier.

by *Write Pseudonym here* November 26, 2019

there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

Berserker

Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.

With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.

by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

jack knife barber

A person who performs illegal abortions. This term is used in the Jethro Tull song "Cross-Eyed Mary," which is about a very young prostitute.
"She dines in Hampstead village on expense accounted gruel,
And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."

Mary had an unexpected surprise, so she paid a visit to the jack knife barber.

by mito0 October 12, 2008