Benis

A out of shape worthless unathletic coach potatoe. He or she would rather eat cheese cake or pecan pie than attend a lakers game..He or she enjoys jerry springer and rarely keeps in touch with old friends because he is addicted to atari

I dont think ill be able to make it out tonite...im just gonna get a dominos and be a benis

by Ebbs Ryan December 10, 2009

Benis

spot where your balls and your penis meet. like gooch but with your shaft and balls instead of your balls and your asshole.

Dude, last night when i was doing Kelly, she lifted the shadt of my penis and licked my benis.

by Stevo and Ean December 22, 2008

Beni

a black faggot that is rich but still shops at ross. He has a bunch of hookers 24/7 at his house. But won't admit it. Watch out when you meet him because he will talk about studies and polite stuff while secretly stealing your wallet and jordans.

"Mom i got mugged by a beni"
"Aww my poor kid. Its okay he is just a faggot

by Beniisafaggot2004 May 29, 2018

Benis

The Egyptian male genitila.

Marc, zis girl touched my BENIS

by Kenney April 30, 2004

Beni

Although sometimes you may be fooled into thinking he is in fact, a genius, that could not be father from the truth. Beni is quite frankly a dumbass. He might be rude, mean, or just bully you. P.S - He is actually a really cool person and if you get the chance to know him, you can call yourself a very lucky person.

"Yo, that guy is such a Beni... he is so interesting!"

by ThatGirlGone October 11, 2020

benis

a term of endearment meaning a mix between the ass and penis

ayo vecna ? suck my benis

by teccaandtheminion July 3, 2022

Benis

Benis, relating to Pokan, is a proper noun to distinguish between the Pokan in oneself and the Pokan's of the world.

During the myth of the great American healthcare crisis of 2024, Benis was the outcome of Pokan's infiltration. Benis' birth is said to be a symbol of apocalypse.

Benis is the yin to Pokan's yang.

by NightCubed February 13, 2023