benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

bendescend

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.

Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?

by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

Vincent Bennett

Possibly one of the most charismatic, interesting, and surprisingly funny front-men to grace the Modern Metal scene, Vincent Bennett is the vocalist of the Metalcore band, The Acacia Strain. Bennett's lyrical themes often include misanthropy, nihilism, distaste for pop culture and modern society, as well as a distrust and aversion to mankind's ever increasing dependence on technology. Despite these themes Vincent is, and I can speak from meeting him, a surprisingly approachable and friendly person. He also adheres to a Straight Edge lifestyle but is non-condemning to those who choose not to do so. And two things that you should never forget: If you'll call him Vince he'll rip your fucking head off, and he is the end of the world.

"I met Vincent after their show in Charlotte and he signed a CD for me."

"Several straight edge kids have found solace in Vincent Bennett as a representative of straight edge philosophy and lifestyle."

by irockbeardzzz December 28, 2011

Hockey Bender

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.

Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch

by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010

Eric Benét

Refers to the song "Kill Jayz" in 4:44 album in which he discusses the depth about how there is a lack of personal responsibility for taking someone significant in your life for granted. "Eric benét" is Haile Berry's ex husband who cheated on her with 10 different women. In the song, he expresses how going "Eric Benét" is the ultimate shame so it can be used for any situation very dire that someone cannot come back from and is forever marked.

Friend: Fuck relationships, I am just going to get some of these other hotties

You: Are you sure? Come on, everyone has a rough patch sometimes you just have to ride through it. Don't go Eric Benét... Dont let them get away!

Friend: *Takes a shot and begins to chat with a someone half way getting a text and regretting their hasty actions*
Friend: " Almost went Eric Benét..."
You: "Never go Eric Benét"
Both: *Remains silent and nods their heads together sagely*

Definition: Eric Benét: Faux Pas behaviour that leads to ultimate regrets in life.

by Pennyfoyothoughts July 31, 2017

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004