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Group W Bench

A place for crazy people such as mother rapers and father stabbers. And father rapers and mother stabbers. Origins from a popular folk song by Arlo Guthrie called Alice's Restaurant.
That guy belongs on the Group W bench.
by Abbie Hoffman December 6, 2004
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benchification

The process by which a non-bench object/person is turned into a bench, such as a group of people sitting on someone thus turning it into a bench, the person is then said to have been benchified.

This can sometimes be seen as a mild form of bullying if one person is benchified frequently. However many see it as a sport, or just a pass time activity. Frequent benchifiers will often exchange stories about the best objects to benchify.
Person 1- Why are you all sitting on me?
Person 2- Do you not understand benchification, there wasn't anywhere to sit so we benchified you.
by Ben.Ch January 14, 2011
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chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.
The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.
by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010
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The bish bench

The bish bench is a high honour in South West British culture. The trio that sit on this bench are Floss ( the dark wolf); Seb (the bish leader) and Abbie (the tag along). This rich culture includes events such as talking, eating chocolate and waiting for he bus.

When people take over the bish bench, the bish trio get angry and go to Greggs to get steak bakes. It is a historical tradition performed at the seaside town of Teignmouth.
Hey do you want to go to the bish bench?
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
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Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010
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bench racing

1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.
Enough with the bench racing you stupid no0bs!
by The Hazer September 25, 2005
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Benchkri

A mix between a benchod and bakrichod (my two favourite words!). Usually involves a guy shagging his own sister and a sheep (or goat) at the very same time!
Dips - Oh Dan you are such a benchkri
Dan - Yeah Dips I love my sheep too ;)
by Dips112 May 28, 2008
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