Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.

Look out! She'll go all bench on you.

by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009

benching

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.

There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.

by Arquin (Gorgonnash Horde) May 10, 2009

BENCH

To Bench: To insert an object into the jap-eye of your penis.

What did you do with that pill?

-I benched it.

by Andycantskate December 18, 2008

BENCH

Another word used to describe a digital scale or triple beam (mostly used for weighing drugs).

I hope you got a "bench" this time cause it wasn't right last time.

by 2-Shay April 17, 2006

bench

A group of elitists who practise very exclusionary techniques. From bench meaning gang hangout.

I went by the Bench today and barely made it past with my life.

by Alex J. July 29, 2005

bench

clothing brand worn by chavs

"I've got a Bench coat, t-shirt, and jeans"
"You fucking chav"

by Jarc December 31, 2008

Benching

"Benching": it's the latest craze after "Planking" and ""Neknominate".

Davo was benching when some old bird wanted to sit down on the same bench.

by ChewyAnimal May 1, 2014