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benching

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.
Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.
by Catheiadena March 3, 2011
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benched

when one doesnt even try to shoot their shot.
'she hasnt even talked to him! she's benched.'
by daddy deeya May 28, 2020
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Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them
"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"
by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020
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bench it

to sit/chill/talk/eat etc. somewhere
I'm gonna go bench it at Trevors house later.
by zachnnn May 11, 2007
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Bench

Used to replace the word bitch when arround children or other people who you know are offended by swear words.
Look out! She'll go all bench on you.
by wild_prairie_gal January 12, 2009
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benching

the act of remaining online and on call as an alternate member of your guild's raid in an MMORPG (e.g. World of Warcraft). this usually involves staying out of all other groups while at the level cap. it has been found to be very unpleasant, as it involves wasting time in the game that you've already wasting playing the game.
There are way too many death knights that are better geared than me attending the raid. Now I'm benching in case someone doesn't show or has to log. In the meantime I can't run any heroics to increase my status as a badge whore.
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BENCH

To Bench: To insert an object into the jap-eye of your penis.
by Andycantskate December 18, 2008
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