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Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.
"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014
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bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever
Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks
by honeygal April 9, 2017
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Bobby big bollocks

Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’
Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz
by Rookie Wilson June 17, 2018
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bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010
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bullocks

A term Americans mistakenly use when they really mean to say bollocks.
"Bullocks"? Bollocks, mate, say it right!
by Bud Rugged July 29, 2004
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Beer Bollocks

1) The total shit someone talks when they're drunk

2) The sudden surge of bravery one experiences when totally lashed
Well, look who's gone and got himself a pair of beer bollocks! Seb, they'll kill us both. Let's go and get a kebab
by MagickDio July 11, 2010
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dogs bollocks

British Slang for 'the best ever'
also:
1.literally - dogs testicles
2.a game played on school playgrounds in Britain similar to British Bulldog but more hardcore
'That's the dogs bollocks, mate'
by Eryl September 28, 2005
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