by See you at the Crossroads February 28, 2008
Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
love me,....love my shorts. No seriously. It is basically a total ass head who finks he can say w/e he likes wen he cant. So pretty much a tosser. :D Girls can neva be called a bellend.
ummm......fin Whitehead . he is one for the moment anyway. it is possible for a man to work off his status.
by OhLookWhosAPratNotMe January 9, 2005
bellend is the penis
by charles drapeer November 25, 2003
Cheese like substance situated in the foreskin area of an unwashed dick. Smells like rotten cheese, looks like rotten cheese... a Cheesy Bellend
by dikke piele November 28, 2004
This type of person is an absolute twat who never fails to annoy you. They are loud and not well educated and often blurt out inappropriate comments resembling an arsehole, or in this case, a total bellend.
by Ur nans mum April 11, 2020
A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.
by shart95 January 16, 2015