cock'n'beemer

n. A young man in a particular brand of German-made automobile, compensating for his lack of phallic fortitude by driving like a dick.

"That cock'n'beemer nearly ran me off the road!"

by wheelhouse September 21, 2014

beemer

A BMW car

he's got a beemer

by paul-k January 22, 2004

Beemner

A corn lookin motherfucker. Typically calling someone extra or looking for a drama.

"Oh did you see that beemner over there?"

"Ye, he fine as fuck."

by Queenie13 September 9, 2016

redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 April 29, 2012

beemer

A Beemer is a BMW vehicle. One of the major luxury automobile manufacturers, BMW is the parent company of the Mini and Rolls Royce brands.

Examples of Beemers.

BMW cars and average income per year of vehicle owner and price of car.

BMW 8-Series- Yearly Income: $196,000 Vehicle Price: 85,200

BMW 7-Series- Yearly Income $175,000 Vehicle Price: 75,975

BMW 5-Series Yearly Income $120,000 Vehicle Price: 45,425

by Kleg March 20, 2008

Beemer

Any vehicle made by BMW.

My dad let me drive his Beemer.

by Ross April 3, 2004

beemer

A car driven by rich people, so what , big deal, i cant stand to see them anymore

spoiled asshole drives a beemer

my buddy drove up in a new beemer and i wanted to punch his eyes out

Hey, big deal, so what, yeah its a nice car, i aint jealous jerry

by Carl Mitchell September 6, 2006