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the bedazzler

a sexual act where one ejaculates on a person and subsequently sparkles the man-batter by throwing a handful of glitter; thus rendering the individual bedazzled.
I bedazzled that ho!
Dude, I just bedazzled some chick in the back of party city!
I bedazzled her till she looked like a Christmas tree ornament!
I am the bedazzler!
When she looked in the mirror and saw the glitter she realized she was a victim of the bedazzler.
by monster cookie May 10, 2014
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Bedazzle

When a white hoe decides to ✨spice up✨ Her wardrobe by adding $1’s worth of gems from hobby lobby to her clothes
“Oh lord have u seen Amanda’s shirt? She literally bedazzled it for no reason. What a white girl
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.
Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.
by DarkIBL May 31, 2016
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