Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 21, 2015

loaf bedazzlement

When one defecates into a glass display case containing precious metals or gemstones. When the Loaf rolls down into the case and comes to rest, jewelry sticks to, resulting in Loaf Bedazzlement.

"Wow, Keith took a dump in that case of diamonds. I didn't know he was into Loaf Bedazzlement!"

by Misterpowercups March 17, 2010

bedazle

bedazled means to stick a object to another object with anything that is sticky

i bedazeled the bookshelf to the the wall

by David billington April 21, 2004

Bedazzled Douche Bag

Noun: Someone (usually male) who wears an excess of Ed Hardy brand and thinks he (or she) is the shit.

Example A: "Man, look at that guy! He really thinks he's God's gift to women!"
Example B: "I know, right? What a Bedazzled Douche Bag!"

by EmmeGirl December 8, 2009

bedazzler

When you on the John and you are jacking off and you poop and cum at the same time and you have to to yell BEDAZZLER!!!

Kyle: What took you so long of the can?
Nate: Man i had a bedazzler, that shit was everywhere.

by Tom ASS April 14, 2008

Braziled

To get kidnapped, or taken away to anyundesired location, "Brazil"

Ah crap, Ashley got braziled again?

by Joemama10001 May 1, 2023

Bedazzled

High on meth.

Dude, I was Bedazzled as hell last night!

by drumbuster93 July 8, 2010