egg beaters

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010

Beastess

1. The female version of a beast

2. A girl who is attracted to beasts

1. Christina Aguilera is a beastess

2. That girl likes every beast going. She's a right beastess!

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004

Beastars

A very popular, amazing, anime about anthrophonic animals. Tbh you should watch it, its not that bad.

UwU OwO, beastars.

by (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ October 26, 2020

beaters ring

the callus like skin that develops between the thumb and pointer finger do to repeted tugging of the penis
(self diagnoses) by touching tip of pointer and thumb together you will see this ring

dude you got any that foot cream your mom uses i got beaters ring somthin fierce

by the big banana March 17, 2011

Achin Beastes

When you are acting like a grimey person or hating on someone thats better than you.

I cant believe you slept with that girl last night! You are such an achin beastes!

by Blasphemeth August 5, 2010

Purple People Beaters

SEIU members who dress in purple shirts and are paid and bussed to various locations to shout down and beat up people with views that oppose what they are told to think.

SEIU (Service Employees International Union)

If they push back (try to give opposite view) We will push back twice as hard I am dispatching my purple people beaters(in other words my supporters)

by Rights from God not Government May 22, 2010