berdogangs

A type of male that has little to no cognitive ability, possesses little to no gaming, sports, and academic ability.

Wow! Look at Mert, he is such a berdogangs.

by xd_atlasico December 27, 2021

baldo-beardo

A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.

Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!

by spencer badabingbadaboner May 11, 2006

beardo

Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.

Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.

Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!

(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)

Person 2: He's such a beardo...

by Walter T. Fudge February 22, 2008

Beardgina

A isolated, triangular patch of long, scraggly hair protruding from the chin that could pass for a vagina.

"You have some banana (?) stuck to your Beardgina," or, "Would you care for some knockwurst with that Beardgina?"

by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Anal-beardo

the small pocket of hair found in the perinium section of the genitalia.

Oh my you will have to shave your anal-beardo.

by karzee April 7, 2009

beandog

a blowjob; when one receives fellatio, it may be referred to as a beandog

Yo lemme get a beandog real quick!

by ronstoppable March 24, 2007

Weirdo Mc Beardo

someone who being seriously weird in a funny way

yo, dont put ketchup on your pizza you Weirdo Mc Beardo

by KrysKrys July 23, 2008