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magic benstead

A man with a huge chin who lives in a cave
a masssive chin who lives in a cave and is a trogladite and eats worms and he works in his bunsen burner factory he is called magic benstead
by spongle2003 April 21, 2007
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beanstalk

Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.
Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!
by mc rb May 1, 2007
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Beanstalk

When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.
P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK
by Beanstalk noodle moo October 3, 2017
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Beanstep

Beanstep: (n) a new form of dubstep. The wobble base has been exchanged for Beans pretty laugh, and the song has been slowed down overall..
nubstep? nahhh
beanstep? yessssss
by beannub October 20, 2010
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bearstream

The gay bear subculture, in its newfound role as the mainstream gay culture. Typically used in a pejorative sense. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
"Did you see that hot bearded guy with the septum piercing?"
"Which one? This place is bearstream as fuck."
by blimpis February 8, 2014
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Climb The Beanstalk

When a short person hooks up with a person tall enough to be called a giant.
Why do girls like basketball players? They just want to see what its like to Climb The Beanstalk.
by 6'11" Giant June 15, 2009
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jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny
"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"
by illusionations January 24, 2019
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