dick beaker

A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.

Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.

by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013

Adviker the Beaker

A nickname for a person with the name "Advika"
Usually not meant as an insult, usually a friendly term.

"Hello there Adviker the Beaker."

by O5-[Redacted] December 10, 2022

Beaver Beaver

An improved variation of Slap Bag, originating in Laramie, Wyoming. This game involves one party-goer pulling out a bag of wine, chugging from said bag, then enthusiastically yelling, "BEAVER! BEAVER!" Another party-goer is then obligated to shout out, "Wine Receiver!!!" Once this 'receiver' call is made, the original party-goer must toss, throw, or chuck the aforementioned bag of wine toward the receiver. The receiver will then catch and chug from the bag, shout out "BEAVER BEAVER," and repeat the action in perpetuity until the bag has been fully drained of its contents.

Party Goer 1: <pulls out bag of Franzia Sunset Blush and chugs a reasonable amount of wine>
Party Goer 1: "Beaver Beaver!"
Party Goer 2: "WINE RECEIVER!!!"
Party Goer 1: <chucks the bag of wine in a reckless fashion, barely reaching the vicinity of Party Goer 2>
Party Goer 2: <makes a magnificent one-handed snag after tip-toeing through a gasoline-infused bonfire and reaching between the chairs of two other innocent party-goers>
All Other Party Goers: "Wooooooo!!!!" (while clapping and cheering for Party Goer 2)
Party Goer 2: <chugs a slightly more healthy amount of wine from the bag than Party Goer 1>
Party Goer 2: "Beaver Beaver!"
Overly-Drunken Party Goer 3: "Wine receiver, BITCHES!!!"
Party Goer 2: <lightly tosses a perfectly catchable bag toward Party Goer 3>
Party Goer 3: <reaches for the bag, stumbles, barely touches the bag, and falls face-first into the lush (i.e., dry and yellow) Laramie grass>
<the wine bag falls innocently to the ground>
All Other Party Goers: "Oooooo..." (while snickering and shaking heads in a sign of immense social shame)
Party Goer 3: <gets up, picks of the bag, chugs, and the game continues>

by GrownUpAssMan April 27, 2023

Jenna baker

Jenna baker a girl who does anyone for a few bucks. Sleeps with her best friends boyfriend and loves to cheat on her boyfriend. A hoe. 5 guys one night not a problem for Jenna baker. 3 dicks at once for $3 not a problem.

Hey guys have you seen Jenna baker tonight I'm trying to get some pussy? $3 right?

by Ayyyyyeeeee69 July 8, 2017

Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.

Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.

by ISimpOverBritishBoys March 9, 2021

Serious as a beaver

Utmost seriousness. Unequivocal state of demanding careful consideration or application.

Person 1: "Are you serious? Are we really going to this party?"

Person 2: "Yes. I'm as serious as a beaver"

Person 1: "Ok, sorry. I'll get my things"

by eduardo_saverin January 25, 2013