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Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello are a husband and wife living in Ohio — far from the surf and sand of their earlier lives together. Frankie is a stressed out car salesman and former "Big Kahuna" of the surf scene in California while Annette bottles her own sense of angst up in a bevy of shopping. Together they are raising a son, Bobby, who is in the throes of rebellion against his seemingly square folks.
Let's take it back to the beach where we where young and care free
Beach by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 16, 2019
Word like bitch. Most commonly used in 6th grade talk.
“Yo she’s such a beach” Said Layla. “Haha I know right” said Kira
Beach by Eyeballstreakz December 25, 2019
Where the snow meets water or the parking lot. A common aprés spot to regroup with friends under a chillass spring/summer blue sky afternoon
808-moke: e brah want go beach afta this run?
808-chopsticks: Shoots! Hana hou gurl. Last RUuuuuun cheeeuu
Calidude: Sweet! I already got all my lines in. Let's tailgate at my truck yo!
Snowsurfer: Don't forget the poke, I buried it in the treewell!
808-moke: Beers and pupus, cannot wait fo talk story, see you on teh beach!
Calidude: fosho! I'll pull out the beach chairs
Beach by mainland_pidgin February 29, 2020
Man she’s a beach
Beach by Coolguy69000 April 8, 2020
a collective name for a group of selfish people.
A beach of selfish people caused the infection rate to rise substantially
beach by Angry Striver May 31, 2020
A substitute for bitch. Meaning someone who has multiple visitors daily who swim in her waters.
She is such a beach
Beach by Fuzzy_lifts October 25, 2020