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School bathrooms

Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired
by xd6942069420 February 26, 2019
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Balories

Calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer.
"Hey man, want a beer?"
"No thanks, I've taken in too many balories today."
by 05 ProStock May 6, 2009
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bathroom walker

someone who walks everyone to the bathroom when there completly wasted.
kayla is the orignal bathroom walker.
by tmd1 October 22, 2009
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bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010
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bamtori

adorable adorable people with a love for txt's beomgyu <3

they are so sweet and sincere but also chaotic little fucks :D

we love them tho ^^
yo did u see her insta story? she's deffo a bamtori
by ㅠㅠ… November 18, 2022
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Ugandan Baton Drop

The act of taking a fresh poop log, preferably firm, and carefully dropping it in your partner's underwear while they sleep. You then have the option of staying the night to experience the confusion/embarrassment the following morning.
Dude, you know how my girl keeps bitching about me peeing the bed last week? Well I put an end to that last night with a perfectly executed Ugandan Baton Drop! She woke up, ran right to the bathroom and started crying! She wouldn't come out till I left the house.
by IL GRIGIO July 18, 2011
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public bathroom

1) A last resort to excrete bodily waste in a desperate situation.
2) A great way to meet singles, as there are always phone numbers written inside the stalls of the public bathroom.
3) A fun but risky location to fuck.
"555-hot-fuck"

fuck online dating and all that shit, a hot chick left her phone # in a public bathroom, we hooked up and fucked in that very stall.
by the dip July 4, 2006
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