Human Bath Mats

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

bathroom stripping

Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.

I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 3, 2014

Bathroom Chicken

When two or more individuals are in adjacent public restroom stalls at the same time and no one wants to be the first one to start shitting due to the embarrassment caused from the sounds of their poor dietary choices from the day before. This phenomenon results in awkward and lengthy silences until one individual cannot control their sphincter anymore and proceeds to "paint the bowl."

Doug: "I had a horrible game of bathroom chicken last night. Me and two other dudes sat there for like 30 minutes before I couldn't stand any longer and literally lost my shit!"

James: "I almost shit my pants today waiting for a stall to open. These two guys were playing bathroom chicken and neither of them would flinch."

by AFCop October 1, 2018

School bathrooms

See: outhouse

Be careful the school bathrooms are filled with shit everywhere!! Shit looks like the janitor retired

by xd6942069420 February 26, 2019

Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016

Gamer Girl Bath Water

Do not fall for this false liquid innocent gamer. It is water that has been mixed with the filth and muck of a false prophet, also known as an Egirl or a twitch thot. These false prophets sell their deceitful mixture of fluid to their followers as a way to ensure loyalty. A full dosage of gamer girl bath water(130ml which is the amount of blood required for an erection) will turn the consumer into a mindless subject to the false prophet, a bath water slave. Without further consumption the slavery effect is known to last up to a year. Once the follower is turned into a slave they will consistently donate money to the false prophet. How much money that is being donated is completely up to the false prophet, peoples lives have been financially ruined by false prophets. The false prophet creates the idea that their bath water will improve their followers sex life with cocks too thick for the average vagina and Esports victories that will have them dripping in pus so nerdy that it has braces. Gamer Girl Bath Water can work only on males but it targets specifically male gamer's since, as an oppressed group they are easy to target. Be wary fellow gamer's for Gamer Girl Bath Water is a complete scam.

"nick drank so much Gamer Girl Bath Water and since then he hasn't been the same, it's like all he does is spend time on twitch and donating his money to streamers"

by Scrotum Slayer July 6, 2019

bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.

You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.

by zharper0 August 9, 2012